Dark humor, sarcasm, puns, or just weird funny stuff... all here for your enjoyment!
Wine Me Up
Wine me up! If you love to drink wine then this is a funny shirt for you! Or a gift for your favorite wine lover or sommelier. Red wine sloshing in a glass, surrounded by scrolls.
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When I Was Your Age
When I was your age, Pluto was a god. Pluto may not be a planet anymore, but he'll always be a god to some people! Funny shirt to remind people Pluto's history includes more than just astronomy!
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Ignoring You
Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you. Snarky anti-social attitude to let people know that you're not listening, and they should just go away already. Funny gift for the misanthrope.
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I Love My Rotten Children
I love my rotten, ungrateful children. Funny t-shirt for mom on Mother's Day, dad on Father's Day, or any parent for any day. Love your kids no matter what! Like any good mom or dad would!
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So Much To Do
So much to do, so few people to do it for me. Funny shirt to let people know you expect to be served, pampered, and waited on. Because you deserve it! Great Mother's Day gift, too!
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I'm Happy
If by happy you mean trapped with no means of escape? Then yes, I'm happy. Funny shirt to wear at the office, school, or anywhere else you want others to know just how happy you really are!
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Raised By Wolves
Raised by wolves. Torn lettering and claw marks with a wolf silhouette against a glowing full moon. Great t-shirt or gift for any wild child, a feral friend, or to let people know you're a lone wolf!
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Work With Me People
Work with me, people! Teamwork is important, whether in the office or in sports on the playing field. People should know it's in their best interest to work with you! Funny shirt to wear in the office
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Senior Citizen Discount
Don't forget my senior citizen discount. Perfect fun tee design for those who have senior moments, but want their senior citizen discount! This humorous design is available on many gift products.
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Mouth Operates Faster Than Brain
Danger - mouth operates faster than brain. Funny gift for a friend who speaks before thinking, or a t-shirt to let others know that you speak your mind before your mind has anything to say about it!
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People Person
It's not that I'm not a "people person", I'm just not a "stupid people person".
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1-900-BITE-ME
Don't like me? Call 1-900-BITE-ME! If nobody answers, keep dialing. Attitude? Sarcasm? Yep. Deal with it. Great gift for anyone who works in customer service or telemarketing.
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Sarcasm
Sarcasm - just one more service I provide. Funny gift for the sarcastic friend in your life, or a humorous t-shirt for someone who has everything except this. Fair warning of a sarcastic wit!
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I Hate The Public
I hate the public. Perfect for anyone who works in customer service, retail, the airlines, tech support, or any job where you have to deal with people. One way or another, the public creates stress.
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The Few - The Proud - The Bald
The few, the proud, the bald! Funny gift for your favorite bald chrome dome, cap to cover your shiny head, or gift for a bald eagle. Whether you're bald by design or by genetics, this is for you!
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Shut Up
Know someone who won't shut up? Who says things they shouldn't? Tell them to be quiet! You and talking don't mix.
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Beer Dance
Beer - Helping white guys dance since 1842! Drinking and dancing go together, and the more you drink, the more you dance. Funny beer shirt for your favorite dancing machine!
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Artist
The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
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I Used To Care
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. If you don't care and you want people to know it, this is for you! Great gift or t-shirt to wear at school or the office when you just don't give a damn
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Beaver Cleaver
It's a buck-toothed beaver. With meat cleavers. He doesn't look happy. Beware of rodents with sharp objects, ready to defend their traditional beaver family values.
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Full of Myself
Full of yourself? Know someone who is? This funny design is for those who are the center of their own universe.
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Chaos Panic Disorder
Chaos, panic, and disorder... my work here is done. Let everyone know you're doing your best to keep it interesting. Great gift for the office troublemaker!
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Slightly Used But In Good Condition
Slightly used, but in good condition. If you're having a birthday or just feeling older but you're still in good shape for your age, this is for you! Great b-day gift or funny shirt for over the hill.
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I'm Not Stubborn
I'm not stubborn. My way is just better! Funny gift for the hard-headed friend, co-worker, or boss who knows they're always right, no matter what! Great t-shirt for someone with a stubborn attitude!
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Women Like Beer
I like my women like I like my beer: dark and bitter. For those who like their women less light and bubbly. Funny gift for the friend everyone has.
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Don't Worry What People Think
Don't worry what people think. They don't do it very often. Let people know what you think about them not thinking. Great gift for anyone who has to deal with the public.
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Multiple Personalities
I have multiple personalities, but none of them like you. Funny t-shirt for those days when you just don't want to deal with anyone else. Great gift for the anti-social person in your office or life!
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Divorce
"So Done" in between an elegant couple facing opposite directions says it all!
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Kind Face
I've got a kind face, a warm smile, and a soundproof basement full of bodies. You might want to keep away. Great for those anti-social days, or any day.
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Mistrust of Strangers
I don't know you, and I don't want to. Why? You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. Go away. Now. Great gift for the anti-social.
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I'm Going to Blame You
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you! Delegate responsibility, and delegate the fault when everything goes wrong. Great gift or t-shirt for the boss who knows how to blame!
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Shit Happens
Shit happens, then you sue. The lawyer's battlecry! Seems to be how things work nowadays. Blame someone else, and get paid for it!
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Stop Being Stupid
Moron. Idiot. Dunce. Doofus. Dullard. People are all of these, and more. Tell them to just stop it already. Cease and desist. Stop being stupid!
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I'm Not Shopping
A man (husband or boyfriend) has his arms, leg, and teeth full of shopping bags!
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Unleaded
Unleaded. Unlike my toys. This funny design is 100% lead-free, and won't be recalled. Remembered, maybe.
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Radioactive Coffee
Hot coffee with a splash of radiation. Caffeine and radioactivity get your day started right so you've got energy!
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Chocolate Therapy
Funny saying for chocolate lovers who are in therapy or just stressed!
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Immaculate Reception
Who needs cable TV or satellite television when you've got immaculate reception?
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Rocket Surgeon
It ain't rocket surgery!' Science and brain medicine combined in your job as a certified rocket surgeon.
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Emoo
Moody teenage cows who wear black aren't emo. They're emoo.
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I Didn't Do It
Tired of being blamed for everything? Wear your alibi and they'll have to find another scapegoat.
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I Love Zombies
I love zombies! Proclaim it proudly and bloodily, with a brain in the shape of a heart.
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Got Im Himmel?
A mix of parody and a German saying into a question that has confounded mankind for many years.
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If You Can Read This
If you can read this, you're violating the restraining order. Wear it to let people know you want to keep away.
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Casual Day
No day is "casual" if I have to wear pants.
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Danger!
Warn people that you're dangerous!
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DCLXVI
666. The number of the beast. You don't need religion to know it. Or to know that it looks cool in Roman numerals! DCLXVI, the Roman numeral of the Beast!
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Dirty Ape
People won't be able to keep their stinkin' paws off you when you're wearing a "Dirty Ape" shirt.
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Squid Wrestling Team
Be a proud member of the Squid Wrestling Team! Do squids wrestle each other, or do people wrestle squid?
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Shopping Ninja
Shopping ninja, finding bargains, sales, and slashed prices everywhere! Shopping is an art. A martial art!
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Emotional Outlet
Sad, crying little emo outlet sheds a single tear. That's a good way to short out your feelings! Power to the emotional! Let your feelings be electrical!
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Funk U
The University of Funk, otherwise known as Funk U. The fight song is composed of four letter words.
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Funkytown
Master Blaster may run Bartertown, but who run Funkytown? Post-apocalyptic disco dancing, pigs not included.
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Has Anyone Seen My Pants?
Has anyone seen my pants? Ah, college. You wake up and things are a bit blurry and fuzzy. That's funny... where are my pants? No pants? No problem!
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Have You Seen Me?
Have you seen me? If you're feeling lost and want to get your share of double-takes, wear this design and find yourself! Milk carton not included.
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I'm Bald
Whether you are bald by choice or by luck, you don't have bad hair days... you have bad glare days!
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I Doubt
I think, therefore I am. I doubt, therefore I might be. A thoughtful gift for the true philosopher, who is never truly certain about anything!
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Nice Caboose
Nice caboose! Don't be an ass! If you or someone you know has a nice caboose, be funny and butt in and let the world know! It's a gift you can really get behind!
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Om Nom Nom
Hungry? Really enjoy eating? Then let the world know with the yummy sound!
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PBS Mind
You're smart, witty, clever, high-class, cultured... and surrounded by morons. A PBS mind in an MTV world.
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Procrastination
Do you put things off until tomorrow? Now it's a form of art!
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Sinister
Sinister! No, not evil; it's a left-handed compliment. It's Latin for left. A gift for the lefty, or southpaw, in your life.
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Bionic Advisory
Bionic Advisory - Contents May Rust. If you make sound effects as you run slowly, squeak when you walk, or have a penchant for red jumpsuits, this is the design for you! Retro TV style!
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Slow Moving Bionic
If you make sound effects as you run slowly, squeak when you walk, or have a penchant for red jumpsuits, this is the design for you! Retro TV style with a modern twist on a slow moving vehicle sign.
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Thirsty Time
A retro guy holds an empty beer mug and says "It's thirsty time!" Get that man a drink, quick! Great gift for the thirsty beer drinker!
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Two People
Two people in every one is a schizophrenic. If you talk to yourself, or argue with yourself and lose, you need to let others know. In a funny way.
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Wet
It's no contest. This is the best wet t-shirt you'll ever see! You'll flatten the competition, big time! (Get it?)
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What more do you want?
I woke up... I put on pants... What more do you want? Some people are never satisfied with the least you can do! Great gift for your favorite slacker or under-achiever.
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Wholesome
Inspected for Wholesomeness... Failed! It's no fun being wholesome, anyway.
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Zombie Christmas
All I want for Christmas is BRAINS! Zombies are easy to shop for. A Santa hat, some brains, and they're happy! A funny horror Christmas design for your favorite zombie!
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Zombie Whisperer
It takes more than talent to talk to the undead! A zombie whisperer needs brains! Brains... Be something different for Halloween!
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Psycho-Effective
I'm Psycho-Effective! A smiling face with a cheesy grin, and the words I'm Psycho-Effective as the teeth. You too can be psycho-effective! Whatever the hell that means.
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Two Cats By The Ears Crazy
You're not just crazy, you're two cats by the ears crazy! Two cats by the ears, under a jacket, going through airport security crazy! It's an internet meme that's better than LOLcats!
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Two Cats By The Ears
You're not just crazy, you're two cats by the ears crazy! Two cats by the ears, under a jacket, going through airport security crazy! It's an internet meme that's better than LOLcats!
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